February 2010
46 posts
Who the Hell
Is that huge chick dancing like a fool next to T-Pain??!??!
January 2010
72 posts
1 tag
Question:
What is worse than CATS the Musical?
Answer: Nothing. There is nothing worse than CATS the Musical.
Office silliness.
An E-mail (labeled as “urgent” obviously) from my boss:
Dear friends and colleagues, Unhappily, we are running a deficit with our coffee-tea-hot chocolate service, which is another way of saying that $0.55 per cup just isn’t cutting it for us. Effective February 1, therefore, the price per cup is being increased from $0.55 to $1.00. Because the usage upstairs is very light,...
WatchAlan Fox - Professor of Philosophy/Director of the Honors Program/Professional Badass at the University of Delaware.
This is like responding to YouTube comments on crack.
Dr. Fox was my mentor in college and I don’t think I’ve learned more from any one person in my life. I’m glad he did this - F all the idiot clowns who write negative things on Ratemyprofessors.com just because...
“KIETH”
– How’s this for a shout-out? :)
Is Nickelback the worst band ever? →
Top 1 Reasons to love life right now:
1.
What is even in these things?? Apparently I have a little crush on Little Debbie…
#399: Contents Unknown →
This American Life.
Stories of filling in the blank. A man finds himself in a train station in India, with no idea how he got there or who he is. His memory gone, he has no choice but to let other people—police, doctors, friends, family—create an identity for him. In another story, people bid blind on the contents of abandoned storage units up for auction. (One tip: If you see large bags, go low;...
1 tag
And the winner is......
Nobody!
I meant to post this earlier, sorry. Perhaps I should have been more clear - I mean TOTAL cavities in life. If we were going from the last dentist appointment, Beth would have won… Though Pooja and Christine (See below) were on the right track, no one guessed the correct total number, which is:
35. 35 actual, literal cavities hidden in this lovely - and expensive - smile.
Yes...
North-America FAIL. →
This is beyond self-potato. Just read.
"Reading Season" referenced in the Washington... →
Thanks, Dean of Admissions at William & Mary!
Quick Poll:
How many cavities do you think I have?
EDIT: ANSWER TO BE REVEALED LATER TODAY!!!!! OMGGGGG
1 tag
The Winner Takes it All - ABBA
Vocals: Allie...
Literal knock-knock jokes
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? It’s Your landlord. Ah, I see you’ve come to gather this month’s rent. I have. I’d also like to discuss some recent noise complaints I’ve received from other tenants. Is this a convenient time for you or shall I come back later?
thanks, bestrooftalkever
OK, So.
I hate going to the movie theater.
Many of you have heard my arguments before, but here they are again:
I’m lazy.
The smell of popcorn makes me want to vomit.
I always seem to pump myself up for the movie I’m going to see and usually I’ll walk out disappointed. And regardless of what people say, I can’t NOT pump myself up - I’m going to the movies, it’s a...
The Internet 3.0! →
bestrooftalkever:
(via kriskristoffersonsbeard)
It’s finally here.
#374: Somewhere Out There →
This American Life.
Of all the 6 and a half billion people in the world, what are the odds that any two people are a real match? Stories from people who know they’ve beat the odds, and the lengths they’ve gone to do it—including an American professor who sings Chinese opera for anyone who’ll listen, to get one step closer to his mate, and two kids who travel halfway around the country to...
1 tag
Watchurlesque:
Essentially the BEST Mo’Nique moment of all time.
Absolutely F-ing Perfect.
Winner.
Matt Cunningham!
Your surprise is in the mail. Not creepy, I promise.
EDIT: My mom/main blog reader was a close second. Sorry!
“216.870.8586”
– The first person to call me gets a special surprise. Yes, I’m forreal.
I have 5-7 minutes late to work disease.
gracenmichelle:
Nah mean?
Every day, my friend.
At least 5-7, without fail. Though today was more like 33-34…..
The Cleve
“Hey Avi, where are you from?”
I’m glad you asked, but it’s a bit complicated. I was born in Chicago, grew up in Rochester (NY), and currently live in Delaware. But I’m also 100% Turkish - my parents (who now live in Cleveland) moved to the U.S. about thirty years ago.
Whenever I get to the part about Cleveland, people always make some super-clever remark about...
Albums on today's awesome/throwback playlist:
Athlete - Beyond the Neighborhood
Melody Gardot - My One and Only Thrill (thanks, Jess)
Bajofondo Tango Club - Mar Dulce
Gene Bertoncini - Body and Soul
Ben Folds Five - The Unauthorized Biography Of Reinhold Messner
Bela Fleck and The Flecktones - Outbound
Bill Callahan - Sometimes I Wish I Were an Eagle
Glasvegas - Glasvegas
Ratt - The Essentials (I know, right?)
Roy Orbison - Mystery...
YES. →
Nicholas Cage never looked so good - as everyone.
Really though?
Enough is enough, hipsters…..
And people thought my Raw Diet was extreme. Check this nonsense out:
There’s another article/interview in New York Magazine, too. Thanks for sending this, Sue.
“So I’m thinking about installing a new tumblr theme.”
– Any suggestions? Send me an e-mail!
info@aviamon.com
#398: Long Shot →
This American Life
Stories of people betting on something with very bad odds, mostly because they have no other choice.
